Seasonal spankings – compilation

Picture credit: Joe Phillips Tis the season of goodwill to all men, but not necessarily all boys. Santa has his list of who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Expect a few sore bottoms before the holiday is over. Here are a selection of my stories from Christmases past for you to enjoy for the … Continue reading Seasonal spankings – compilation

Shopping for toys

Herbert made his way through the front entrance to Tomkinson’s department store. He paused; dismayed. There were frantic shoppers as far as his eye could see. Only four days to Christmas, he hoped he hadn’t left it too late. Nearby a store security guard, dressed like a marketing man’s idea of an American traffic cop, … Continue reading Shopping for toys

Six of the best seasonal stories

For those of us who like their stories with a seasonal flavour, here are six of my favourites from previous years. Click on the titles.   Better believe in Santa Claus Lucas Lomas is a stroppy teenager and the magic of Christmas means nothing to him. There is no such person as Santa Claus he tells … Continue reading Six of the best seasonal stories

The Night Before Christmas

It was the night before Christmas and little Joe was ever so excited. This was the time Santa came to deliver all his presents – and Joe had a very long list indeed. It was late, almost midnight, and he knew he should be in bed, but he couldn’t pass up the chance of meeting … Continue reading The Night Before Christmas

When Santa Claus was caned

Once upon a time there were three Santas. How can this be? I hear you cry. For everybody knows there is but one Santa and he lives on the North Pole. All year round he works tirelessly with his elves making toys. One day a year – on Christmas Eve – he loads up his … Continue reading When Santa Claus was caned

Fake News at Christmas

Santa Claus Irked at Unexpected Productivity Hike Special to Lapland Ledger Santa Claus is reportedly mad at a new directive forcing him to extend his naughty boys’ list to include guys up to the age of 21. ‘It’s outrageous, how can a man his age cope with all that work?’ a spokesperson for Santa told … Continue reading Fake News at Christmas

When Santa Claus was caned

Once upon a time there were three Santas. How can this be? I hear you cry. For everybody knows there is but one Santa and he lives on the North Pole. All year round he works tirelessly with his elves making toys. One day a year – on Christmas Eve – he loads up his … Continue reading When Santa Claus was caned

The night before Christmas

It as the night before Christmas and little Joe was ever so excited. This was the time Santa came to deliver all his presents – and Joe had a very long list indeed. It was late, almost midnight, and he knew he should be in bed, but he couldn’t pass up the chance of meeting … Continue reading The night before Christmas