The swish of the rattan
I see from the statistics that WordPress churn out all the time that the most popular search term from visitors to this site is “Cane”. The second is “Bare” (you naughty boys!).
So, I thought as a special treat for lovers of the swish of the whippy rattan rod I would put together fifteen of my favourite caning stories into a free-to-download book. Backsides are blistered in the home, the office and at university. Dads, uncles, professors, housemates, bosses all show their prowess with the cane.
I hope you enjoy the tales which run to about 35,000 words, but please know there are no traditional school stories in this collection.
Lovers of those can find two other collections of stories. Click on the titles below for more details. All characters are aged eighteen or over.
ALEXANDER ALDRIDGE WAS dumbfounded. His mouth literally gaped open. Before him stood a figure menacingly flexing a school cane between his huge hairy hands.
“Y… you want to cane me?” It was question as much as a statement.
The sun was quickly setting and the drawing room was gloomy. Soon they would need to turn on the electric light.
“Yes. And I hope it will bring you to your senses.”
William Beaver swished the cane through the air with some force. Alexander blanched. His housemate seemed to be entirely serious.
William gently tapped the cane against his right leg. “You must pay the rent. You cannot expect to get away with it.”
At that moment, their other housemate George Templeton entered the room. “Don’t start without me,” he chortled.
Extract from Housemate pays the rent
Download The Swish of the Rattan below
Picture credit: Keith and Bratski